- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A child with cancer grows up.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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