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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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