There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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This is not a joke.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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How high is a Chinaman

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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