why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

A Black Man walks into a bar...

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

I never asked for this.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Your social life.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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