What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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