A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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This one sucks!

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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