Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Obamacare haters

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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