- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Women.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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