Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

The Pope

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Spread the net.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

#scabbers

What did I do last night?work

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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