I can Nazi

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Fox News.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Matt is not funny.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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An asian without a future.

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Dislike this

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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