- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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