Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Pen15

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Cancer.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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