- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew die Really...

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Get in the Batmobile.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

A guy trips a blind man.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

I can't see my forehead

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