What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

I saw a poor man named rich

whats purple and savage? Barney!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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