- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

colby doesnt shave

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Your social life

I'm banging your sister.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A: B: No pun intended.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

hey guys what's up?

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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