Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Tell you something funny.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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I've got a dig bick

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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