How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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