- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A new restaurant KKKcake

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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