- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Mrs. Welsh

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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