Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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