Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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WNBA

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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