"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Women's sports.

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I lost my tractor.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Republicans

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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You smell like shit

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Justin Bieber got laid

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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