An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

You smell like shit

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Anti Joke

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