- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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