a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Patriarchy.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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.....Carrot Top....

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stuarts mum

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