An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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penis

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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