Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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poo

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Spread the net.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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