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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What time is it? Refrigerator

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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who is awesome? no one...

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Drunk irish man

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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