What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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