The Irish man was sober.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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twilight

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How old is your mom? Old.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Neither does he.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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