A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

A: B: No pun intended.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Cows go moo.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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