PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

bitches be crafty.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

where are you?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

my namew is jd

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Straight men can be bronies.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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