Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

colby doesnt shave

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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