ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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