Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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whats black? a black man

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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