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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

I lost my tractor.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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