- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

I like pom

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Women's rights.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.