Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Not Steve Jobs

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Johan showering. . . AWK

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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