- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

A walrus walks into a bar

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

poop is very very yummy.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

whats a willy? -brock

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