- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Mitt Romney penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Matty B

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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