What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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