- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Wade

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Shut the cork up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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