- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Leave her alone...

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What is 9 + 10? 21

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Drunk irish man

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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