Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Chrissy is funny.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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