A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Women's Rights.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Women.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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