osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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involved parents.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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