Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The Game.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

It's long!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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