who farted your mother

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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poop

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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