- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What number comes after 29? 30.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Johnson stops eating

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

women outside of the kitchen

wnba

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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