- Anti Joke

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Meow.

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.