- Anti Joke

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.