You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The bird is not the word.... Its two

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

thumb_up thumb_down -6

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -12

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops