Vagina ass.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Yo daddy!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

DOWN

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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