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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.