A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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PENlS.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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motley crew

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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