- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Knock Knock.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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