Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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rose are red violets should be purple

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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