Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Halo < COD

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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