- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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