Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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fkda

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Reed is poopin

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Penisland

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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