Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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