Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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she wasn't 18

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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