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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

women have rights

Get in the Batmobile.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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